Dogs and People

I heard the lovely hum and vibrate of lawnmowers as I woke today. People were out, using their legs or two wheels for transportation. (There were 3 skateboarders that were actually wearing helmets! I was impressed to say the least. Smart boys.) I also took the opportunity today to walk the dog down the street so she could do her business. Watching her the past few days, I have decided I am grateful to not be a dog. We accept these traits as they are most commonly doggie ones. Imagine these descriptions for a human.

1- They have the tendency to stink, and cannot bathe themselves.
2- They are trapped in usually one or two rooms for most of the day. Every-day. (Thus emitting their smell into the room)
3- They have incredibly large lips. When ever they choose to "speak" in a whine or bark, these lips wiggle and jostle around.
4- Every time they TRY to bathe themselves by licking, a "squelching" sound accompanies.
5- No thumbs. Need I say more?
6- Most are unable to "relieve themselves" but simply walking outside. This particular dog must walk down the street a ways before she is able.

Actually, I really love dogs. It is just today that has made me particularly grateful for my freedom and ability to choose. (most especially to take a bath and use the toilet - in private)