-A day without sunshine is like . . . Night.
-On the other hand, you have different fingers
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
-If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
-How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
-Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do to day, might burn you tomorrow.
-On the other hand, you have different fingers
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
-If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
-How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
-Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do to day, might burn you tomorrow.
*a forwarded email. These aren't my own genius.
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Lovely!
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