HA! That's what YOU think. Stick a woman like her in a phlebotomy class, and this is what you get!
And it doesn't stop there. If she isn't satisfied with your arm, she will go so far as to stick a tube up to a vein in your foot. See the look of glee as she extracts blood from her loving boy?
Truth be told, it was nearly painless. She did a great job. The bleeding stopped quite quickly, and there was no bruising. Besides, who doesn't want a personal vial of their own blood? Tender keepsake, don't you think?
There are much more painful ways of having blood removed, and a needle is by FAR the tamest. If you were one in company of such a being as Count Dracula or Lucy Westenra, you may find yourself lying in their arms, looking deep into their eyes, then feel a rather uncomfortable and painful poke to your throat. Slowly you would sink into a tired slumber, unable to feel much, turning nearly as white as your bones. Sadly, that's nearly all that would be left. If not attended to quickly, and revived with some pure blood of some living soul, you would be left with little time to live. In turn, after your death you would have the gruesome need to extract fresh blood from some poor bloke. Each night you would rise to claim a new pet, and without it, you would forever age, but never die.
See, having blood drawn by a living professional isn't so bad after all.
*Disclaimer: Erin has been reading Dracula by Bram Stoker
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One minor problem: You wouldn't really die, you'd be un-dead. Not alive nor dead.
Thank you Mrs. Bagnell . . . I think.
Correct, you do become "undead" but it requires a sort of death to complete the process. You appear dead to people for a few days before you begin your escapades.
... So, that was an interesting introduction to your blog.
*mildly creeped out*
;)
yeah...
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