A Letter

Dear Macy's,

I would like to wear a dress that is more than a sleeve-less shirt.

Kthx.

Story.

When one is bored at work, and another is bored at work, and there are phones and texts, here is what you get:

Once upon a time there was a rabbit. He had a nice home with a wife and 500 children (you fill in the next line.)

One of the baby rabbits decided he would venture out into the great unknown to find adventure. His name was...

Steve. This rabbit's love of music called him into the world. The rest of his family disapproved of his nonsense waving and yelling at the girls calling them...

Funny Bunnys. They all would giggle at Steve's wit and charm. One day, while traveling, he met a very cute bunny named Bernice. Steve called her a funny bunny, but she...

Slapped him. Steve was ashamed and fled the country. On a boat sailing to Spain, he met a one eyed pig who taught Steve many great lessons. One day the pig...

Jumped overboard to find a message in a bottle. Steve through great difficulty, for the pig was fat and couldn't swim, saved him and the message. It said...

Honey, does this dress make me look fat?

They both quietly looked out to the ocean and said yes. Once the arrived at shore, scientists captured them to study them because they were talking animals. One day in the lab...

A mariacii band came to play for the scientist's birthday party. There was cake and had cream. Steve politely asked for a slice and the woman screamed. Then...

Aliens came and destroyed china. Steve then began singing, and the band took him on as the lead singer. The pig sadly died. One day, while on tour...

The aliens sat on the front row of the concert. After the show they came backstage and asked Steve if he had seen a message in a bottle. They thought...

Their dresses were quite flattering. Steve quickly corrected them. In anger, they took steve away to their planet called...

Pork. Bernice was also there. Steve and Bernice held onto each other in fear. The aliens took them to their king who loved music Steve started to sing a song.

And the king turned to Jello. Due to widespread fear and a new job opening, Steve was made king and Bernice was made queen.

Steve was mad at the aliens because he had liked Chinese food, so he blew up Pork and went back to earth where he and Bernice....

Married and had a good house and 500 kids. One young bunny, named steve, decided to go looking for adventure. He found...

A rock and named it Jim. He took the rock everywhere. talked to it, sang to it... One day the rock said...

Does this dress make me look fat?

I'm grateful for...

A young, healing body. No matter how my body seems to get beat up, bruised, scratched, sore or sick, in some remarkable way, life will continue as normal with no lasting damage. I've been working on getting rid of a constant cracking back and bad headaches, and within 2 weeks, the headaches are gone and my back is already stronger. I'm grateful for a fully functioning immune system that keeps me alive and well. Eyes that see a sunset every night, ears that hear music every day, mouth that sings, hands that feel, feet that walk with freedom.

Food.

Today I ate 3 slices of pie and one piece of cake.

Dutch Apple Pie, Black Bottom Pie, Raspberry Cream. Apple Spice with dulce de leche and whipped cream.

Whoa.

Multi-Tasking.

It is a custom at work, that while you are waiting for the computer to process a task you have performed, to have some other form of entertainment to keep your brain occupied. Sometimes the wait between your chance to actually do some work can be 2-5 minutes. If you are to walk through the group of computers, you will most likely see You Tube in the corner of the screen. Most of the time you will catch a glimpse of South Park, or some other cartoon. My current assignment has been one that gives me at least 3 minutes down time as I wait for each page to load. Conveniently, some people have taken to posting entire movies online. Christmas is coming soon, and I am not ashamed to say that I have been listening to Christmas themed music and watching Christmas themed movies. I pulled up a Santa Claus themed movie yesterday, and near the end was very touched at the human interaction, the love that had grown in this family. I had nearly two hours left after the first movie, so I pulled up one based on the story of the Savior's birth. Near the end of this second film, I was so touched I had to hold back tears. It occurred to me the stark contrast between the choices in entertainment. While some were merely getting entertainment, I was feeling closer to my Savior, learning compassion and learning to look at other people from their own perspective and circumstance.

Not to be considered boasting, for I enjoy entertainment for the pure sake of entertainment also, I was merely entertained that experiences so vastly different could occupy the same room; So close together, but minds so far apart.

What minor should I add to my resume?

Poll results:

Linguistics - 3 (37%)
Religion - 2 (25%)
Philosophy - 0
Business/Entrepreneur - 3 (37%)

We're going with Linguistics.